1. Happy Monday, BuzzFeeders! This weekend was Cinco de Mayo, but not everyone celebrated:
I done cinco de lied… I been in this house all day 😂😂😂
— MS Libra ♎️ (@t_sadiity) May 6, 2024 @t_sadiity
I’ve been scrolling through Black Twitter to find the funniest tweets of the week, so please enjoy my timeline’s hilarious chaos.
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The men are rapping about taking ozempic and getting lipo…WE NEED MECHANICS
— Amari Symoné (@MarMarr08) May 4, 2024 @MarMarr08
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The carpenter I called to fix my bathroom door locked himself inside for the past 20mins. I have been on noise canceling headphones playing FIFA and didn’t hear him banging and wailing 😂😆🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/cWuLRfk0r4
— Emotional Black Male 😓 (@talktojoshlucid) May 1, 2024 ESPN / @talktojoshlucid
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Not watching Lifetime nomo all they do is hìt people in the head & take they baby😒
— 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … (@JaYunnaMonae) May 1, 2024 @JaYunnaMonae
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Netflix / @mrwilliammedina
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Hulu / @Carolinas_942
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My coworker seen me putting on sunscreen and said “oh wow, I didn’t know you guys used that”. I’m gonna drop through the roof of the HR office like a SWAT raid.
— /////// (@JMEZ__) May 1, 2024 @JMEZ__
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Cinco de Mayo is for Tequila drinkers only ! You Henny drinkers wait til Juneteenth😭.
— SiSi🤍✨🖇 (@Sisi0821) May 1, 2024 @Sisi0821
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Crying at Jamie Foxx sayin that black people stopped accusing him of being a clone when they seen him back outside with ww 😭😂
— 🐶WOOF CLITZER🐶 (@ESPNFrankie) May 3, 2024 @ESPNFrankie
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Just seen a TikTok of a man donating blood to get his girl a Chanel bag for her birthday, and someone commented “they gon have to drain you dry” LMAO 😭
— Zhané Love 🫧 (@thezhanelove) May 5, 2024 @thezhanelove
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@jamesjonesesq / @S_U_Network